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That 70′s show

Jorik Katalbas — Thu, 07 May 2009 14:20:07 +0000

A. Eric wasn’t in Love
B. Donna didn’t accept the ring Eric gave her
C. They cheated on each other

2. Where did Eric go in Season 8?

A. Africa
B. Asia
C. NYC
D. Another place in Point Place

3. Jackie once cheated on Kelso. Who did she make out with?

A. Eric
B. Hyde
C. Red
D. The guy at the cheese shop

THAT 70’S SHOW QUIZ- FILL IN THE LINES

1. Jackie: I cant believe you two, poor Michael is lost, and all you guys did was a have fun! OMG! The fun land________
A. Princess
B. Prince
C. Parade
D. Quartets

2. Hyde: This is Sam, she’s a _____ I met in Vegas

A. Bartender
B. Singer
C. Stripper
D. Playboy bunny

UP cat killer

Jorik Katalbas — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:44:58 +0000

This is from the killer’s blog. BITCH!
First day sa supercon. Lunch time came. On our way out of old NIP I saw the cat I almost killed last Tuesday. Now everyone knows I hate cats. It’s an unexplainable feeling towards them. Like some internal hatred. Hindi ko talaga alam kung bakit pero anumang pagpipigil sa sarili ay hindi sapat upang mapangibabawan ang panggigil ko sa mga pusa. I pulled it on its tail and threw it. Then like some pro wrestler I jumped on it and my feet landed on it’s torso. Slam! Felt good! But the cat didn’t die, well not yet. It ran for it’s life and just as I was about to catch up on it somebody yelled: “Pwede bang pabayaan mo yung pusa?!”. It was instant and involuntary. I stopped on my tracks. Nobody ever stopped me when assaulting cats. Well I guess there’s always a first time for everything. The cat got away. Or at least that’s what i thought. So we went to lunch Mel, Jayson, Tracy and me. After lunch, balik na sa kung anumang naiwang gawain. Then Tracy and Mel told me ” Hui Jc napatay mo yung pusa”. Hours later, habang abala sa XRD, a guy came in. Tanong niya: “Sinong pumatay dun sa pusa?” Bang! Dat was me boi. Guilty as charged. I didn’t see it die pero sabi ni Myles it coughed up blood or at least something like that daw. Didn’t realize I gave it a fatal hit. This isn’t the first time I’ve killed a cat but this time it’s different. It didn’t occur to me back then that the cat had a leash. So I think somebody owns it. Well it’s very well loved in NIP from what I heard and I just ended it’s life.

October 3, 2008 → The Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To hear In A Children’s Show – Jorik

Jorik Katalbas — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:44:01 +0000

1. Curt Smith – Popeye: Pucha naman, gulay nanaman!
2. Automatic Allan – Powerpuff Girls: “Bubbles, may lighter ka? Pa-yosi ka naman, oh!
3. Astroboy – Lola Basyang – “Mga bata, ang ikukuwento ko sa inyo ngayon, ay galing sa isang napakagandang libro, ang Kama Sutra…”
4. Specialist – Robin: “Batman, can I slide down your batpole?”
5. Jorik – Bert: “Si Ernie, ang daya, lagi nalang siya ang top!” (sa bunk bed)
6. No Name – Grover: “Cookie Monster, wag mong kainin ang titik ‘O’!”
7. Jorik – Pong: “Kiko, sino gusto mong isubo, si B1 o si B2?”
8. Your Highness – Manang Bola: “Itlog ni Nognog, huwag tutulog-tulog. Wala na kong panty na suot…ka-ke-ki-ko-ku!”
9. Automatic Allan – Lola Basyang: “Ang alamat ng STD…”
10. Dru – Storm: “Sure ka paralyzed si Professor X from the waist down? Eh bakit nakita ko siyang ‘tumayo’?”
11. SC – Barbie: Masarap akong bihisan…pero mas masarap akong hubaran…”
12. Dark Fader – Goku: “Gusto mong hawakan ang aking dragon balls?”
13. Jedi Mstr – Genie to Jasmine: “Wanna rub my magic lamp and see if something comes out again?”
14. Espeks – Mary Jane: “Kadiri yung kay Spiderman, sapot ang lumalabas!”
15. Hanazawa Rui/Jun 13 – Human Torch: “Tignan niyo yung akin, nagi-init!” Thing: “Wala yan, tignan mo yung akin, sing-tigas ng bato!” Mr. Fantastic: “Talo kayo, yung akin, humahaba hanggang gusto ko!” Invisible Girl: “Yun lang? Ako din meron niyan, di niyo lang kita…”
16. Joel – Batman: “Dali Robin, pasok ka na sa buttcave!”
17. Mandong Masahista – The triceratops friend of Barney: “Me so horny!”
18. Ynaki – Barney: “Did you know that my scientific name is Penisaurus Humungus Rex?”
19. Acer – Wnder Woman to Superman: “I’m delayed. I think we’re having a super bastard.”
20. Siver Bullet – Care Bears: “We don’t care!”

The best morning

Jorik Katalbas — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:54:07 +0000

Last Monday, I just had the best morning I ever had. Well first of all, I had to stop by my school to finish my Civics project. After that, I headed off to the RX studio to pick up my Tekki Shomen gift pack which I won two weeks ago. I was expecting like a medium paperbag with the cup noodles. I was wrong! The gift pack was a giant plastic bag containing tekki yakiodon noodles, and of course Tekki shomen cup noodles. There were also one tea juice and cola! I must have been positive, or It must be the perfect way to start a hot summer!

Another good morning

Jorik Katalbas — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:50:50 +0000

today was a goooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddd morning! woke listening to the morning rush. Then, I rushed with my cuzin to the RX studio to pick up my cuzin’s tekki shomen gift pack. She knew it would be heavy so I helped her carry it. What a big suprise to see Suzie in person! Finally! Of course chico and delle were there, plus Specialist stopped by to celebrate his birthday! and thanks to him, I got to talk to Astrobot(a.k.a. KC)woohoo!!!!!!!!! For sure summer will be totally hot! Now I wait, the day I win tickets to Slumdog Millionaire!

Ghostly Hour during Earth hour

Jorik Katalbas — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:48:28 +0000

I thought about this story during earth hour , here it is! A Australian family just loved participating during earth hour. They would often do it on their own. When the family heard that there was going to be an earth hour on March 28,2009, they were pleasently thrilled! They started turning off the’re lights exactly a 8:30 pm. They moved into their house just a week before earth hour. Suddenly, The youngest in the family, who was in her room heard a rusty sound of a chain saw, after that they father heard a voice of a woman screaming, “please dont”!!!!!!!! Another heard the cry of a baby.Then the entire family heard all of the noices at the same time. The sounds included rusty chainsaw sounds, screams, and also saw a splatter of blood in the wall. Finally, earth hour was finished. They soon wondered what those sounds were. The next day, the mother asked one of their neighbors if they know anything suspicious happenning in the house that they moved in. It turned out that there was a couple with a baby were killed in the previous earth hour by an intruder with a chainsaw. Soon after, the family swore never ever to participate in earth hour

Obama-Mccain Election

Jorik Katalbas — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 01:59:05 +0000

Most of you guys know that Obama won the U.S. election. He is also known as the 1st black president and the 44th U.S. president. But before that, Barack Obama looks and acts like a guy who expects to win.Just look at his election eve schedule. While John McCain rushed around to seven states for last-minute campaigning on Monday, Obama didn’t appear before voters until after 11 a.m., the first of just three events for the day.Before that, he did radio interviews from his hotel room – then he headed out in sweat pants and a ball cap for a 45-minute workout at a gym “What is the one thing at this point that has you a little bit concerned?” he was asked by syndicated radio host Russ Parr.
“You know, I feel pretty peaceful, Russ, I gotta say,” Obama replied. “Because my attitude is, if we’ve done everything we can do, then it’s up to the people to decide. And the question is going to be who wants it more. And I hope that our supporters want it bad, because I think the country needs it.”
Obama’s supporters were nothing if not fired up. About 9,000 came to his event in conservative-leaning Jacksonville, while across the state in Tampa, McCain drew less than 1,000. Obama’s crowd was decked out in campaign T-shirts that said things like “Obama is my homeboy,” and stood in their seats at Veterans Memorial Arena before he got there, dancing to a warm-up soundtrack that included India.Arie’s song, “There’s Hope.”By now clad in suit and tie, he told them, “I have just one word for you, Florida: ‘Tomorrow.”‘Barack Obama takes the stage in FloridaActually, he had a lot of words for them – recapping his long campaign and looking to the future – once he quieted their screaming. Sensing victory, the crowd was exuberant.He talked about starting out “in the depths of winter nearly two years ago on the steps of the Old State Capitol in Springfield, Ill.”

The last 3 days of Sem. Break

Jorik Katalbas — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:45:54 +0000

I spent my last 3 days of Sem. break with a smile. Unfortunately,I did not win the competition in my village though, but my sister did. GRABE! she won 10,000 pesos. The next day, it was all saints day. I went to the grave of my uncle and prayed deeply. Come Sunday morning, I went to my grand mother’s house with my dog who came along too. By night time, I watched my first R13 movie on the big screen which was ” The House Bunny” The last day was a Monday. Every Monday night RX would host this show called ” The RX concert series”. They would ask a band or a singer to come to their station to sing. When I went to the station with my sisters and fellow YFC friends, it was bamboo who played and all of us were insanely Starstrucked! It was a great Se. break and I cant waited for the next one. But the next break will be better because it will be CHRISTMAS!

The ghost boy in the car

Jorik Katalbas — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 03:18:46 +0000

t was 8:30 in the morning, we got all up to go grocery shopping and buy supplies for my cousin’s birthday. When we were all ready to leave, I was the first to get in the car (2nd hand mitsubishi Pajero) since I don’t put on make-up. I was silently enjoying the car music. I didn’t notice my aunt going up to the back seat. She claimed she saw a spiky-haired boy beside me looking at the opposite side to where my aunt was. She thought the boy was my youngest cousin, I only notice her saying “Miguel, where’s your brother?” I looked at her wondering why she’s calling me Miguel (Name: Denice). When the actual Miguel came up to the back seat, my aunt was shocked she saw the real Miguel. Looking back to the back seat where I was, she also got shocked the boy was no longer there.

Even before this happened, there were numerous counts of farts but no one was farting at all. Even if the car was 2nd hand, it was still running at a fine condition. We got scared each time we left on a trip with that car. My father even saw the boy in the back seat through the rear mirror. We were all threatened by this spiky-haired boy. We went on this trip just to bless the car to be protected from evil spirits. It never happened again, we never saw the boy nor notice one of his farting.

The Army of the Dead

Jorik Katalbas — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:02:38 +0000

A laundress, newly moved to Charleston following the Civil War, found herself awakened at the stroke of twelve each night by the rumble of heavy wheels passing in the street. But she lived on a dead end street, and had no explanation for the noise. Her husband would not allow her to look out the window when she heard the sounds, telling her to leave well enough alone. Finally, she asked the woman who washed at the tub next to hers. The woman said: “What you are hearing is the Army of the Dead. They are Confederate soldiers who died in hospital without knowing that the war was over. Each night, they rise from their graves and go to reinforce Lee in Virginia to strengthen the weakened Southern forces.”

The next night, the laundress slipped out of bed to watch the Army of the Dead pass. She stood spell-bound by the window as a gray fog rolled passed. Within the fog, she could see the shapes of horses, and could hear gruff human voices and the rumble of canons being dragged through the street, followed by the sound of marching feet. Foot soldiers, horsemen, ambulances, wagons and canons passed before her eyes, all shrouded in gray. After what seemed like hours, she heard a far off bugle blast, and then silence.

When the laundress came out of her daze, she found one of her arms was paralyzed. She has never done a full days washing since.