Monthly Archives: May 2009

That 70′s show

A. Eric wasn’t in Love
B. Donna didn’t accept the ring Eric gave her
C. They cheated on each other

2. Where did Eric go in Season 8?

A. Africa
B. Asia
C. NYC
D. Another place in Point Place

3. Jackie once cheated on Kelso. Who did she make out with?

A. Eric
B. Hyde
C. Red
D. The guy at the cheese shop

THAT 70’S SHOW QUIZ- FILL IN THE LINES

1. Jackie: I cant believe you two, poor Michael is lost, and all you guys did was a have fun! OMG! The fun land________
A. Princess
B. Prince
C. Parade
D. Quartets

2. Hyde: This is Sam, she’s a _____ I met in Vegas

A. Bartender
B. Singer
C. Stripper
D. Playboy bunny

UP cat killer

This is from the killer’s blog. BITCH!
First day sa supercon. Lunch time came. On our way out of old NIP I saw the cat I almost killed last Tuesday. Now everyone knows I hate cats. It’s an unexplainable feeling towards them. Like some internal hatred. Hindi ko talaga alam kung bakit pero anumang pagpipigil sa sarili ay hindi sapat upang mapangibabawan ang panggigil ko sa mga pusa. I pulled it on its tail and threw it. Then like some pro wrestler I jumped on it and my feet landed on it’s torso. Slam! Felt good! But the cat didn’t die, well not yet. It ran for it’s life and just as I was about to catch up on it somebody yelled: “Pwede bang pabayaan mo yung pusa?!”. It was instant and involuntary. I stopped on my tracks. Nobody ever stopped me when assaulting cats. Well I guess there’s always a first time for everything. The cat got away. Or at least that’s what i thought. So we went to lunch Mel, Jayson, Tracy and me. After lunch, balik na sa kung anumang naiwang gawain. Then Tracy and Mel told me ” Hui Jc napatay mo yung pusa”. Hours later, habang abala sa XRD, a guy came in. Tanong niya: “Sinong pumatay dun sa pusa?” Bang! Dat was me boi. Guilty as charged. I didn’t see it die pero sabi ni Myles it coughed up blood or at least something like that daw. Didn’t realize I gave it a fatal hit. This isn’t the first time I’ve killed a cat but this time it’s different. It didn’t occur to me back then that the cat had a leash. So I think somebody owns it. Well it’s very well loved in NIP from what I heard and I just ended it’s life.

October 3, 2008 → The Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To hear In A Children’s Show – Jorik

1. Curt Smith – Popeye: Pucha naman, gulay nanaman!
2. Automatic Allan – Powerpuff Girls: “Bubbles, may lighter ka? Pa-yosi ka naman, oh!
3. Astroboy – Lola Basyang – “Mga bata, ang ikukuwento ko sa inyo ngayon, ay galing sa isang napakagandang libro, ang Kama Sutra…”
4. Specialist – Robin: “Batman, can I slide down your batpole?”
5. Jorik – Bert: “Si Ernie, ang daya, lagi nalang siya ang top!” (sa bunk bed)
6. No Name – Grover: “Cookie Monster, wag mong kainin ang titik ‘O’!”
7. Jorik – Pong: “Kiko, sino gusto mong isubo, si B1 o si B2?”
8. Your Highness – Manang Bola: “Itlog ni Nognog, huwag tutulog-tulog. Wala na kong panty na suot…ka-ke-ki-ko-ku!”
9. Automatic Allan – Lola Basyang: “Ang alamat ng STD…”
10. Dru – Storm: “Sure ka paralyzed si Professor X from the waist down? Eh bakit nakita ko siyang ‘tumayo’?”
11. SC – Barbie: Masarap akong bihisan…pero mas masarap akong hubaran…”
12. Dark Fader – Goku: “Gusto mong hawakan ang aking dragon balls?”
13. Jedi Mstr – Genie to Jasmine: “Wanna rub my magic lamp and see if something comes out again?”
14. Espeks – Mary Jane: “Kadiri yung kay Spiderman, sapot ang lumalabas!”
15. Hanazawa Rui/Jun 13 – Human Torch: “Tignan niyo yung akin, nagi-init!” Thing: “Wala yan, tignan mo yung akin, sing-tigas ng bato!” Mr. Fantastic: “Talo kayo, yung akin, humahaba hanggang gusto ko!” Invisible Girl: “Yun lang? Ako din meron niyan, di niyo lang kita…”
16. Joel – Batman: “Dali Robin, pasok ka na sa buttcave!”
17. Mandong Masahista – The triceratops friend of Barney: “Me so horny!”
18. Ynaki – Barney: “Did you know that my scientific name is Penisaurus Humungus Rex?”
19. Acer – Wnder Woman to Superman: “I’m delayed. I think we’re having a super bastard.”
20. Siver Bullet – Care Bears: “We don’t care!”